Sunday, June 5, 2011

Dog snacks during Super Bowl


Grace’s daughter, Russell, and first husband enjoyed watching the Super Bowl at home. 
        Late that night, Russell’s dog Rochester, an energetic, squirrel-chasing Westy, was howling in pain, rushing up and down the stairs, and unable to sit still. 
Fearing that he had been poisoned, they rushed the dog to an all-night Vet. 
The doctors, while examining Rochester, asked, “What did you feed him?”
Russell said, “Well, it was during the Super Bowl, and so we gave him a bowl of chile.” 
The doctor, trying to keep any comments to himself, asked, “Anything else?”
After a brief hesitation, Russell admitted, “Since it was during the Super Bowl, we decided to give him a little treat.  So we also gave him some carrot cake.”
The veterinarian, who charged them handsomely for relieving Rochester of his intense discomfort by pumping his stomach, advised, “Perhaps in the future, it would be wise to stick to normal dog food.”

"The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage." - Danish Proverb

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