Sunday, February 19, 2012

PART THREE: Very Odd PET LAWS WHEN a cop can #bite a #dog


PART THREE: Very Odd PET LAWS

Get a Room
Ventura County, CA  
Cats and dogs are not allowed to mate without a permit.  GETTING THEM TO COME IN AND GET A PERMIT IS THE DIFFICULTY: THEY’RE SO SPONTANEOUS.
California
  Animals must not be allowed to mate publicly within 500 yards of a tavern, school, or place of worship.  OR PEOPLE WILL GET IDEAS.
New Castle, DE
  Couples are not allowed to make out, or even hold hands, while walking a dog on a leash.  IT JUST EMBARRASSES THE DOG.

Law Enforcement
     Palding, OH
 A police officer may bite a dog to quiet him.  WON’T THAT JUST MAKE THE DOG NOISIER?
     Denver, CO
The dogcatcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
     Houston, TX
You must submit to psychoanalysis before being considered for the job of dogcatcher.  OR LAWMAKER!!
      Sources: The Book of Strange and Curious Legal Oddities by Nathan Belofsky; You May Not Tie Your Alligator to a Fire Hydrant by Jeff Koon and Andy Powell; Whacky Laws, Weird Decisions & Strange Statues by Sheryl Lindsell-Roberts, K.R. Hobbi, Ted LeVallian & Marcel Theroux; Loony Laws That You Never Knew You Were Breaking by Robert Wayne Pelton; dumblaws.com; squidoo.com; dogsinthenews.com; humantimes.com; and strangefacts.com.

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