Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Owner’s Correct Call

First, stretch; then, walk

During our walks, I always ask will it be OK for our two dogs to meet.  A big hulking flag-flying owner of a tiny black and white Shih Tzu, answered, “Well, he does have a little trouble with other dogs.”
My translation: “His beloved pet is a viscous little bastard.” 
I tried to pull Gizmo away as quickly as possible, but his dog snapped at Gizmo, who backed up of his own accord. 
As we walked away, I heard the beefy (read fat) owner yell at his dog, “You little bitch.”
Everyone disciplines in his or her own manner.

        “I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday.”  George Bernard Shaw

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