Sighted during our walk: Two people in golf carts with their dogs in the carts next to them. They were going towards Ironwood Park: neither humans nor dogs were getting exercise. And the golf cart would weigh exactly the same at the end of the outing as it did in the beginning.
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" – Dave Barry