Tuesday, August 16, 2011

#advice to a #dog on how to get along

I try to understand and follow his advice, but sometimes it gets a little difficult

Another bit of advice to Gizmo on how to get along with his owners/pack leaders/women: Do not poop in your female owner’s shoe in the closet.  This will not endear you to her.  
“I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.”  Larry Amoros

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