This morning, while I walk Gizmo, I continue my lectures on the proper behavior when in the company of a female dog or human, it makes no difference.
For instance, today I repeated for Gizmo’s memory and edification, “No matter how much you like the lady, it is frowned upon to shit on the rug on her side of the bed.”
When I asked him if he understood, he smiled and shook his head, acknowledging and perhaps even thanking me for that excellent wisdom. And he looked at me as if I were the wisest person who had ever lived.
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." --Christopher Morley