|No need for diapers|
From Marty, the ex-judge: When Dolly, our second dog, was about 8 years old, she became incontinent and I do mean incontinent because she peed enough to cover
We bought her a doggie diaper but it wasn't nearly absorbent enough to take in her gushers. So my wife had to go to the store to buy human incontinent pads to insert in the doggie diaper.
Each time she would get a knowing look from the sympathetic check-out clerk and would
have to loudly proclaim, "It's for the Dog!"
To this day, we're not sure if the clerks and customers believed her