I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts. I celebrate
By kissing your face.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you like I do
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
"Humans are the only animals who will follow unstable pack leaders." Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer
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