Friday, October 21, 2011

Why #Dogs are better than #children

And I'm willing to wait maybe 5 seconds to play with a new dog. 

From the Internet: 
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1)  eat less,
(2)  don't ask for money all the time,
(3)  are easier to train,
(4)  normally come when called,
(5)  never ask to drive the car,
(6)  don't smoke or drink,
(7)  don't want to wear your clothes,
(8)  don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9)  don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children...

 “The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.  Warren G. Bennis

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