Who Flung Poo?

Gonna get out of here before the poo flinging

     June 15, 2011 --- UPI as edited and amended by this blogger -- Police in (aptly named) Chagrin Falls, Ohio, said an argument between neighbors about cleaning up dog droppings escalated into messy poo flinging (NOTE: all poo flinging tends to be messy).                                                                            A local woman confronted a man after his dog defecated on her lawn and he made no move to pick it up.                                                         The man told the woman he didn't have a bag, so she retrieved one from inside her house.  The man used the bag to clean up the feces, but then slammed it down on her driveway, causing a larger mess.           (NOTE: probably time to suggest anger management at this point.)                                                              The angry woman then picked up some (but not all ) of the droppings and flung them at the man, striking him in the back of the neck.   The (next day, after washing her hands) the woman found a bag of feces hanging from a tree in her yard the following morning.                                                                                                            Police said no arrests were made but both neighbors were "advised" to avoid further incidents.”      Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/06/16/Police-Poo-flung-during-dog-feces-fight/UPI-28211308211200/#ixzz1PWTrEJ8S

     Poo flinging, even when justified, should be avoided.
      
”Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear.”  Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com