Wednesday, February 22, 2012

END OF OUR #CIVILIZATION? #WHIPPED EGG SOUFFLE FOR #DOGS?


PLEASE, no whipped egg soufflés. 


#Pet #Foods Go #Gourmet
By WILLIAM GRIMES   NEW YORK TIMES
            TONIGHT, thousands of Americans will sit down to a dinner of warmed-up leftovers or delivery pizza. Their dogs and cats, meanwhile, will feast like epicureans, beneficiaries of a foodie revolution that has transformed many kitchens into four-star restaurants for pets.
         Cats who used to put up with plain tuna or mackerel can now savor white-tablecloth dishes like wild salmon and whipped egg soufflé with garden greens, part of Fancy Feast’s Elegant Medleys line, or Outback Grill, an Australian-themed entree from Weruva, with native fish like barramundi and trevally.              Their canine cousins might be sniffing lustily as the pop-top opens on French Country Café, a beguiling mixture of duck, brown rice, carrots, Golden Delicious apples and peas offered by Merrick, a small family-owned company in Amarillo, Tex., or sending their taste buds to Hawaii with Kauai Luau, chicken with brown rice, sweet potato, prawns, egg, garlic and kale in a lobster consommé. The beach feast is one of the Tiki Dog flavors from Petropics, another small company.                                                  In most American homes, menus reflect belt-tightening. Mealtimes have lost some of their luster at the high table. Down on the kitchen floor, however, the picture is rosy.                            “It is now considered socially acceptable to treat pets as members of the family and to express that by spending lavishly on them, especially when it comes to food,” said David Lummis, the senior pet-industry analyst for Packaged Facts, a market research company.                                                                                          COMMENT: A REASON WHY OUR CIVILIZATION IS BECOMING LIKE ROME IN 400 A. D.                                             Joe Davison, a financial adviser in San Francisco who shops at Catnip & Bones on Chestnut Street, gave his two black Labradors a culinary upgrade about four years ago. They now dine on Cowboy Cookout and Grammy’s Pot Pie, two of the retro American flavors sold by Merrick.                                                       “The dogs love it, and I believe it helps with their health and coat, but I admit that it’s partly based on what looks good to me, Mr. Davison said. “You can see green peas and pieces of potato along with the chunks of meat. It’s amazingly like real people food.”  COMMENT: NOT THAT HE’D EVER EAT DOG FOOD.                                                                                                    The new generation of chef-inspired pet foods accounts for no more than 5 percent of the pet-food market, but the market is big. Retail sales of dog and cat food exceeded $19 billion in 2011, according to the market research company Euromonitor International. Also, profit margins in what is sometimes called the super-premium category, a fuzzily defined niche that embraces natural, organic and gourmet pet foods, can reach 40 percent, compared with 30 percent for premium brands and 20 percent for standard brands.                                                          Pet owners, invariably called “pet parents” by the makers of super-premium pet foods, do not mind reaching in their wallets and paying extra, even in recessionary times.                                Two underlying forces have intensified the urge to spend: aging pets and a growing population of affluent pet owners spending money on them.                                                                  The American Pet Products Association, an industry group, found in its most recent pet-owner study that about 4 in 10 American households own a cat and almost half own a dog. Increasingly, these pets are middle-aged or elderly. The most recent edition of the American Veterinary Medical Association’s “U.S. Pet Ownership and Demographics Sourcebook,” published in 2007, reported that about 4 in 10 of those cats and dogs were older than 6.                                                                                       At the same time, Packaged Facts has reported, households with incomes of more than $70,000 accounted for nearly half of total spending on pet food in 2010, up from less than a third in 2000. A new study of the pet industry by Dillon Media reports that those making more than $100,000 a year increased their share of pet-food spending and now account for about a third of the total market.                                                                              These are precisely the health-conscious, label-scrutinizing, restaurant-going consumers likely to indulge their cats and dogs at mealtimes.
         “Anybody who does not know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”   Franklin P Jones

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Help! #Emergency: Our beloved #dog has #forgotten that he is #housebroken.


I'll try to be good, just don't kill me

     Gizmo has gone from the perfect, good dog to urinating in our bedroom closet and, worse, defacating in the closet JUST AFTER WE WALKED HIM and WHILE WE ARE IN THE HOUSE and attentive to his signals.
     What can we do?  
     I tried positive reinforcement (a treat when he urinated outside) but this hasn’t changed his behavior.
     We have him in a cage when we are doing things around the house and can’t pay attention to him for a time: this works, until he gets out and sneaks into our closet.
     We read someone’s advice about keeping him on a leash and close to us, which we are doing.  That works, but how long on a leash indoors?  And when do we know that he has again become a good dog??
     We at our wits end (although our wits are fairly elastic these days).  We love Gizmo and do not want to give him up, but those thoughts came to me last night after we discovered his dump )!!!!) in our closet.  
     This is apparently NOT a bladder infection, since he seems to control when and where he dumps (he even came running back to us, before we discovered what he had done, all happy, tail wagging, big smile.)
     Help: before it is too late for Gizmo!!!!

Life lesson from my #dog

Of course, I'm positive. What do I have to be negative about?

More life lessons from Gizmo:  he greets every change, every new experience and every repeat of an old experience as if it is the most amazing, fantastic, wonderful thing that he has ever done.
     Going for a walk?  Well, his big smile says, this is going to be GREAT!! 
     Going into the cage to sleep for the night?  WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA!! 
     Go to my office and sit under the desk?  I’LL JUST RACE YOU THERE TO SEE WHO GETS THERE FIRST.  THIS IS FUN!!!
      Sit and watch a little TV?  WOW!  I WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF THAT. 
     Whatever life – or me or my wife – do with Gizmo, give him, call him, whatever; he greets that as if it is the most wonderful idea ever created.   I think I need that kind of full-out, no-holding-back approach to life!!
     Funny quote, but true. "no matter what life throws at you, take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that sh*t and move on."  @LHohaia  Lance Hohaia

Monday, February 20, 2012

A #dog's beatific #smile

I love smiling at you.
          At the halfway point of our walk this morning, I made a little clicking noise and Gizmo immediately stopped, turned around and started back the way we came.  He really wanted a longer walk, but I had a pulled muscle and didn’t want to go any further.
            Instead of looking sad or even angry, my #dog gave me the most beatific smile, as if to say, “Just being with you is enough for me.  I love you so very much.”
            A dog’s smile and his radiating happiness: something that makes my day special, every day.
            “The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.”  Alphonse Toussenel

Sunday, February 19, 2012

PART THREE: Very Odd PET LAWS WHEN a cop can #bite a #dog


PART THREE: Very Odd PET LAWS

Get a Room
Ventura County, CA  
Cats and dogs are not allowed to mate without a permit.  GETTING THEM TO COME IN AND GET A PERMIT IS THE DIFFICULTY: THEY’RE SO SPONTANEOUS.
California
  Animals must not be allowed to mate publicly within 500 yards of a tavern, school, or place of worship.  OR PEOPLE WILL GET IDEAS.
New Castle, DE
  Couples are not allowed to make out, or even hold hands, while walking a dog on a leash.  IT JUST EMBARRASSES THE DOG.

Law Enforcement
     Palding, OH
 A police officer may bite a dog to quiet him.  WON’T THAT JUST MAKE THE DOG NOISIER?
     Denver, CO
The dogcatcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
     Houston, TX
You must submit to psychoanalysis before being considered for the job of dogcatcher.  OR LAWMAKER!!
      Sources: The Book of Strange and Curious Legal Oddities by Nathan Belofsky; You May Not Tie Your Alligator to a Fire Hydrant by Jeff Koon and Andy Powell; Whacky Laws, Weird Decisions & Strange Statues by Sheryl Lindsell-Roberts, K.R. Hobbi, Ted LeVallian & Marcel Theroux; Loony Laws That You Never Knew You Were Breaking by Robert Wayne Pelton; dumblaws.com; squidoo.com; dogsinthenews.com; humantimes.com; and strangefacts.com.