Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Free #Mastiff, name not suitable for children

Cute, free doggie & owner

Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below......


Dog For Sale ------Free to good home.
         Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.  
         Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese Street name, 
         Ho Lee Shit.
           “I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash. It was like elephants holding tails. Imagine me undressing a nun, even second hand.”  E. B. White

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