Running!! I bet Seamus couldn't do that in his container? |
Why
Gizmo is better off than #Seamus, #Mitt Romney’s dog who rode on the roof of the
car when the family drove across America:
1.
Gizmo
has never had diarrhea on the roof of a car.
2.
Gizmo
has never been hosed down in a gas station.
3.
Gizmo
has never ridden in an “air-tight” container.
4.
Gizmo
loves his cage, but has never been closed up in it while he had diarrhea.
5.
We love
Gizmo, but we do not express this love by locking him in a “container” and then
putting him on top of the car for hours at a time.
6.
Our
children have never noticed “brown liquid” coming from Gizmo’s container when
it was on the roof of the car.
“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their
universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in
return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
” Roger Caras
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