Internet oldie but goodie: #Dogs #Better Than #wives

I would never leave you. 

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:                           1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
         2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
           3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
           4. A dog's parents never visit.
        5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
           6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
            7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
            8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

           9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
           10. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
11. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

       “Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.”  Dick Gregory   (NOTE:  Except for the dog that belonged to candidate Mitt Romney and had to ride atop the family car for a trip across the continent.)