Dog Story

Gizmo gets a LOT by intense staring

         A dog story:  A woman owned a dog who was scratching his right ear.  A lot. 

         So she took him to a vet, who examined him and diagnoses that the ear was mildly infected.  The vet said, “I can put some drops in the ear and clear up the infection, but he’s got to much hair in his ear.  It will cost you extra if I remove that hair, but you can get human hair removal gels and do it yourself.”

         So the woman went to the drug store, bought some Nair and brought it to the pharmacist to pay for it.

         The pharmacist warned, “If you are going to use this on your legs, you can’t shave your legs for two weeks after application.”

         “It’s not for my legs.”

         The pharmacist continued, “If you are going to apply this to your upper lip, you can’t put on make up there for two weeks.”

         “It’s not for my upper lip.”

         “What is it for?”

         “My schnauzer.”

         “Well, in that case, you can’t ride a bike for two weeks.”

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein